Friday, November 09, 2007

2007 World Series Champions

It's been over two months since I last posted. I don't know if anyone is even checking this small corner of the Internet anymore. I really wish that I had been better about keeping a regular blog schedule. I enjoy the creative writing. I never did any creative writing in school until I had an English course in college. I think that I'm a pretty good writer when I have a decent idea and the motivation to write. I haven't given up hope for this blog just yet, I simply needed to live life and wait to find the opportunity to write more. Now back to the nitty gritty.

The Red Sox won the World Series. Again.

Can you believe it?

For some reason I'm still soaking in the World Series victory. I think of it on occasion and find myself pleasantly surprised and happy. In 2004 the World Series was an epiphany, a moment of total emotional release. It was real and complete in a single instant. For some reason the current championship has a more dream-like feel to it. Maybe it's the occasional long hours at work during the playoffs and the long nights watching baseball.

The team that I live and bleed for won a second title in four years. 2004 meant redemption for the fans. I felt simply validated as a fan, as a human being; all the pain and suffering had been worth that one moment. Since 2004 I have felt differently about the Red Sox. I still live and bleed Red Sox. They just didn't need to win it all for my life to have meaning. I still watch every playoff game with a nervous energy and my own stupid rituals and superstitions. I still celebrate every key base hit, defensive play, and strikeout.

Hell, I went to game two of the division series this year with my dad. I had the opportunity to buy tickets through the second chance lottery. I got two obstructed view tickets in right field, one in front of the other. The view was great but the tunnel to the concourse was just to our left and fans were constantly streaming by us. I think no fewer than three different people spilled beer on my dad. By the time Manny hit a ridiculous walk-off homerun it didn't matter. We were there for that moment. We had a natural high that took more than a week to come down from. We arrived at my home at 3 AM and he crashed in the guest room for the night. We had such a natural buzz going the next morning.

The fact that the Sox went the distance made that particular game a part of history. We went to a game that was won in memorable fashion during a World Series title run. My dad bought me a picture of the two of us at the game and Jerry Remy's scorecard for the game for my birthday. I think that was an awesome idea.

I already have one championship t-shirt and one AL championship t-shirt. I plan to buy another championship t-shirt. I may still buy the special hard-bound "Sports Illustrated". I may not. I bought the special SI after the Patriots first Super Bowl victory. I didn't buy the subsequent issues nor did I buy the subsequent t-shirts.

Imagine living at the poverty line for most of your life. Then you hit the lottery. If you won the lottery again a few years later, would it feel the same as the first time you won?

All I know is that now is a GREAT time to be a Boston-area sports fan.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

An Open Letter to JD Drew

Dear David Jonathan (JD) Drew II:

We the fans of the Boston Red Sox, also known as Red Sox Nation, are extremely passionate about our beloved team. We love the Red Sox, our mothers, our spouses, the Red Sox, our children, our pets, and the Red Sox. Essentially in that order.

We are a forgiving sort. Ask the once maligned Bill Buckner.

That said, you, sir, are pressing your luck.

You have no heart. You play without any passion. And you have the guile to wear the number of a recently departed dirt dog, a true Red Sox, Trot Nixon.

If you were actually skilled at the sport of baseball, you could be a deadly, silent assassin. Instead you are a deadly, silent saboteur. You kill the team from within.

Tonight you played in a game against the rival New York Yankees. You probably were aware of the history of the Yankee franchise before receiving this letter. We do not need to make you aware of the intensity of the rivalry or the arrogance of the New York fans.

In the 8th inning of the game tonight you were facing a rookie pitcher still wet behind the ears. You were batting with two men on base with the Red Sox behind by two runs. You had an opportunity to earn your rather sizable paycheck.

Instead you phoned it in.

You watched five pitches to draw a full count, 3-2. Then you decided to take a meager, half-hearted check swing at a pitch in the dirt.

For shame, Mr. Drew, for shame!

Any member of Red Sox Nation could have performed at least as ably in that situation. A ninety-year old grandmother with a stroller and cataracts, recently declared legally blind, could have done the same thing at the plate.

Only she would have been pissed off about striking out.

You, sir, simply turned and walked back to the dugout. You showed no disgust, no anger, no fire or passion.

That behavior will NOT BE TOLERATED. You better get your head together and find a reason to play baseball with passion. We may be a forgiving lot, but you are sinning in the worst way.

If you are not up to the task at hand, may we suggest that you simply donate your entire salary to a charity such as the Jimmy Fund?

You can expected to be booed unmercifully for the rest of your days in Boston if you don't improve your performance. Consider yourself warned.

With best regards,
Red Sox Nation

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Comeback Kid(s)

Wow. What a change of emotions for me tonight.

I worked late and got home around 8:30 PM. I left work with sinus pressure and a slight headache. I was hoping it would improve on the drive home. Unfortunately, I was nearing a migraine by the time I got home. I took some medication and my sinus spray. I was feeling down about getting a headache and the Sox approaching a tough 1-0 loss to the Devil Rays.

I took more medication a little later and started to feel just a little better. I decided to walk to Dunkin' Donuts and get a small ice coffee. When I got home the Sox had escaped a bases-loaded jam thanks to Mike Timlin. Eric "gag me with a spoon" Gagne had just entered the game. Surprisingly, Sir Chokes-a-Lot only allowed one hit and struck out the side.

My head was starting to clear and the ice coffee was helping. Ever an optimist, I liked the Sox chances in the bottom of the 9th.

After Mike Lowell tied the game on a solo homerun I was feeling really optimistic. (He should have won the game on a two-run homer, but that's a different story.)

I decided that Jason Varitek needed some inspirational music. I started up "St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)" on the laptop. It worked. Tek lined a ground rule double to right field. Now I decided on "Heat of the Moment" for Coco Crisp. It also worked. Sox win 2-1. My head feels fine.

I was elated. My head didn't hurt. The Sox came from behind to win 2-1. My inspirational music selections were 2-for-2. Oh, yeah, the Yankees are getting destroyed 12-0 at home.

It was a great feeling to see the comeback kids pull one out this year. The team hasn't had the same magic so far this year that they've possessed the last three years. I hope they are able to hold onto it.

Speaking of comeback kids, Jon Lester pitched a great game tonight. It's a great feeling seeing him pitch this year after beating cancer. Tonight was his best start of the season. I hope that it portends a strong finish for him. He's a strong person and continues to become a stronger pitcher.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

756* - Ignorance is Bliss

The inevitable finally happened last night. 

Barry Bonds, he of the ever growing brow and jaw line and the ever shrinking testes, hit the 756th homerun of his tainted career.

I avoided all replays of number 755 and I intend to avoid all replays of 756.  I haven’t read any of the expanded coverage and I won’t be reading it any time soon. 

I’m going to ignore Barry Bonds.

Bud Selig ignored the steroid era of baseball for far too long.  He’s the reason that Bonds was able to break what is typically considered the most hallowed record in all of sports.  I’m now going to take the same approach as Selig and ignore the problem.

I know that ignoring everything Barry Bonds related won’t change history, but I certainly don’t have to acknowledge his fraudulent accomplishments nor do I have to give them any more of my time than it takes to write this entry.

I can’t stand many things about Barry Bonds, his lies, his cheating, his self-righteous smug arrogance.  I also don’t like much about Alex Rodriguez.  Rodriguez lacks instincts.  He comes across as a cheap shot artist and someone who tries too hard to be liked.  He’s a Yankee, for crying out loud!

At least Alex Rodriguez is someone who can be celebrated when he surpasses Bonds.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Trading Places

It appears that the Celtics are about to get their man. Danny Ainge has essentially completed a trade for Minnesota Timberwolves star Kevin Garnett. It only cost the C’s “Big Straight” Al Jefferson, Gerald Green, Ryan Gomes, Sebastion Telfair, Theo Ratliff’s expiring contract, two future first round draft picks, and Tom Brady’s unborn child.

I know the C’s were really trying to cut ties with Telfair in the off season, but this is a little overboard. *rimshot* It seems that Danny Ainge is now following the New York Yankees’ model: spend a ton of money, trade all of your good young talent, win a lot of regular season games, and choke in the playoffs. Right now the Celtics don’t even have enough players on the roster. My sources tell me that Trader Ainge is scouting a YMCA near you as we speak.

Meanwhile, Theo Epstein is afraid to pull the trigger on any deal to improve the Red Sox roster. The Sox desperately need a bat in the lineup. Theo is probably sitting in the corner of his office with the lights off, holding scouting reports of all Sox prospects murmuring, “the precccccciousssss”.

It’s time for Theo to wake up and smell the coffee: no mo Wily Mo, it’s time for him to go. (That sounds like a good protester chant, right up there with the classics like, “Hey, hey, LBJ, how many kids did you kill today?”, which of course refers to Lyndon B. Johnson, not LeBron James. If LeBron were killing kids, Michael Vick would be breathing a sigh of relief.)

Speaking of Vick, do you think he’ll play in the NFL again? I hope that he doesn’t. I think that some team will give him a shot when he’s cleared to play again, though. The NFL is always recycling players and coaches. Why try something new when you can try something new to you?

I originally listed Scott Kazmir as the tough lefty in the post below. I changed it to Randy Johnson at the last minute.

I hate Red Sox off days…

Monday, July 16, 2007

Swing Away, Sox, Swing Away

I know that it has been too long an absence for me to call myself a true blogger. I'm going to continue to publish, though, and hopefully with improved regularity.

I have an idea for the Red Sox. When they are facing a tough lefty (Randy Johnson), a rookie (Jesse Litsch), or a tough rookie lefty (Ryan Feierabend) simply swing away.

Being patient at the plate isn't working for the Red Sox in these situations. They should take a page from Merrill Hess' book and simply swing away.


Manny Being Manny

Manny Delcarmen has been a pleasant surprise lately. If he continues to be a lights out set-up man, I feel a lot better about an already great bullpen. I also feel relief that Francona won't trudge Mike Timlin out for important situations, although Timlin has pitched well recently.

We need to pick up a bat for the lineup. Shortstop or Right Field would be ideal. We should dump Wily Mo and eat a chunk of Lugo's deal to get a better SS.


Two Thumbs Up

I saw the new Harry Potter movie and enjoyed it this weekend. It's by far the worst of the Harry Potter movies, but it is a good movie. The pacing was improved over the fourth movie. The climax was too fast, though.

I also saw "the Illusionist". I love Ed Norton. I also loved "the Prestige" last year. I wanted to see both films and hoped that "the Illusionist" would be as good as "the Prestige". It wasn't. It was good, but it was easy to figure out where the ending was headed. Unlike Stephen King, I wasn't fooled and didn't require a second viewing.

In a nutshell both movies are good and worth seeing, but neither is great.



Simpsonize Yourself

If the website ever recovers, go to http://www.simpsonizeme.com/index.php to "Simpsonize" yourself. It's much better than the avatar creation at the official Simpsons movie site.






Saturday, June 02, 2007

Round One Goes to the Bronx Buttheads

The Yanks beat the Sox 9-5 last night. So what?

Let's see the Yankees beat Schilling and Beckett. Then they'll have something to talk about.

I can't help but feel like the Sox find the Yankees to be a let down this year. It seems like the Sox haven't faced the Yankees with the same fire they have shown against the Tigers, Braves, and Indians this year. Francona threw our 4, 5, and 1 starters against the Yanks 1, 2, and 3 starters during the last series. If he hadn't decided to hold Freddy Kreugar out of this weekend set, we would have faced the top of the Yankee rotation with our 4, 5, 1 starters again.

I want to crush the Yankees on Saturday and Sunday. I want to step on their collective throat, hold their head under the water, keep the pillow pressed firmly to their face. If the Sox can take the series, they will have increased their lead against New York to 14.5-games. If the Sox manage to win only a single game, the Yanks will have only improved by a single game in the standings. We need to embarrass the Yankees.



And for something completely different, here's my first round NBA mock draft. I don't follow the NBA draft, let alone the NBA, with the same vigor I did four or five years ago. It became too hard to keep up with high schoolers and foreign prospects. I don't even follow college hoops until March Madness rolls around these days. I was pleased with my first round NFL mock draft this year. I have no sense of how good or bad my NBA mock could really be. It was simply a nice waste of five minutes.

Friday, June 01, 2007

A-Rod Likes She-Males, Is Anyone Surprised?

The New York Daily News had the following quote yesterday:

A petite stripper at the Hustler Club said A-Rod "likes the she-male, muscular type. They brought me up to the champagne room one time. I spun around once and that was it. I'm not his type."

I'm not in the least surprised. In fact, when I saw the "Stray-Rod" cover of the New York Post, I thought A-Rod was with a tranny. I have said that A-Rod is probably bisexual for years.

I don't care about anyone's sexually orientation, publicly or privately. I simply find it humorous that A-Rod continues to be a foil for fan backlash no matter what he does. He has no sense of sportsmanship and, apparently, no sense of loyalty to either his team or his wife.

The "Slappy McPurplelips" incident in the 2004 playoffs was simply the tip of the iceberg. A-Rod's latest infraction was yelling "mine" while rounding the bases in Toronto two nights ago. The video on YouTube clearly shows that A-Fraud purses his lips to make an "mmm" sound at the beginning of his shout.

MLB Official Rules:

2.00 Definition of Terms

INTERFERENCE (a) Offensive interference is an act by the team at bat which interferes with, obstructs, impedes, hinders or confuses any fielder attempting to make a play. If the umpire declares the batter, batter- runner, or a runner out for interference.

Rule 8.08 (b) Any runner is out when he intentionally interferes with a thrown ball; or hinders a fielder attempting to make a play on a batted ball.

Here's hoping for a Red Sox sweep this weekend.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Life is Goooooood

I can't think of better time to be a Red Sox fan. The Sox are red hot, winners of five straight games, and they have the best record in baseball. That alone would put a smile on the average Sox fan's face. The icing on this wonderful cake is the drama provided by our rivals in the Bronx.

The Yankees are simply awful. Steinbrenner's $200 million toy is broken. At 14.5-games out of first place, with a record of 21-29 (and tied with the D-Rays for last place), the Yankees are dead. Done. Finished.

Not even the $28 million hired gun can save that pathetic excuse of a ballclub. Besides, he's ducking the Sox this weekend.

Giambi is ailing and about to get a beat down from Bud Selig.

Finally, to add a little extra spice to the drama, A-Rod decided to stray from his wife in Toronto.

This should be a great summer. The Sox are rolling and the Yanks are a massive train wreck. Go ahead, fire Torre, that will fix everything. (Tee hee!)


UPDATE: Even 3/4ths of Yankee fans think the season is over.

Monday, May 07, 2007

You Can't Change a Tiger's Stripes

Roger Clemens announced that he will be returning to the New York Yankees yesterday.

Clemens’ announcement confirms the suspicion that he is more interested in money than in winning or in the comforts of home and family.  His hometown Houston Astros offered Clemens the chance to be near his family.  The Red Sox offered Clemens a chance to win another World Series, the opportunity to set the franchise record for victories, and a superior bullpen.  The Yankees offered nothing more than money.

I had mixed feeling about Clemens before his announcement.  The Red Sox don’t have a pressing need for another starter, especially one only capable of going 5 or 6 innings.  Jon Lester will soon be back in the Sox rotation and he potentially offers more upside than Clemens.  Clemens would have been a great feel good story in Boston, though, if he decided to return.  His jersey sales would have been through the roof. 

His decision takes away half of the emotion.  Go back to loathing him with a passion.  He is a backstabbing liar who is interested more in money than his legacy at this point.  I expect him to pitch like Josh Beckett of 2006.  He will be bull-headed and resist changing his ways, have an E.R.A. around 5, but win the majority of his starts.

If the Yankees continue to crash and burn, and if they continue to ravage their bullpen, Clemens will be nothing more than a footnote in the worst season $200 million can buy.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Spider-Man 3 Review

I saw "Spider-Man 3" last night and thought I would write a review. I have been anticipating this movie for months. I thought the second movie was so good that I figured "Spider-Man 3" would be simply, well, amazing. I read some reviews at Rotten Tomatoes before heading to see the movie. I'm glad I did, because I lowered my expectations before going.

"Spider-Man 3" is simply too ambitious for its own good.

I'm not sure why director Sam Raimi decided to incorporate so many story lines into a single movie. The first "Spider-Man" movie was good, but not great. Raimi was slightly handcuffed in the first movie because he needed to establish the characters and Peter Parker's transformation from tough luck geek boy to tough luck super hero.

The sequel was an excellent movie; it's definitely one of my top 10 favorites. "Spider-Man 2" carried so much emotional weight that viewers were completely drawn into the story. Peter's self doubt, concern about Harry's psyche regarding Mary Jane and the death of his father, inability to express his emotions to Mary Jane, difficulty juggling work, class, and the obligation to live up to his responsibilities as hero, and need for Aunt May's forgiveness for his involvement in Uncle Ben's death all combine to propel "Spider-Man 2" to great heights. When Peter barely manages to prevent the runaway train from running off the tracks, he collapses, drained and unmasked and the viewer feels exhausted, too. When Peter confesses his involvement in Uncle Ben's death to Aunt May her immediate rejection of Peter is felt not just by Peter, but in the heart of the viewer. These two scenes are the best two scenes in the entire trilogy.

"Spider-Man 3" starts at a frenetic pace. The movie actually feels much like "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" during the first 45 minutes or so. There are so many story lines occurring at once that they all feel rushed and under developed. The pacing doesn't allow Raimi or the cast to involve the viewer emotionally. "Spider-Man 3" should have built on the emotional weight of the first sequel; Harry wants revenge on Peter, Peter wants revenge on Uncle Ben's killer, Venom wants revenge on Peter. Unfortunately there are no cathartic moments, no points at which the viewer feels completely drawn into the story. Instead, the viewer is simply watching from the outside with little to no emotional investment.

The introduction of numerous new characters also fails the movie. The Sandman, Eddie Brock/Venom, Gwen Stacey, and the new Green Goblin all feel shallow. Harry never grows into the new Goblin role. He simply becomes the new Goblin almost instantaneously. Eddie Brock never develops into Venom; he is instantly transformed and fully aware of his new strengths and abilities. The Sandman is the only nemesis with any sort of development and he is the least interesting. Gwen Stacey is completely unnecessary in the movie.

The lack of emotional emphasis also detracts from the climax of the movie. The viewer is interested, but doesn't feel involved with the outcome. The resolution of the movie also doesn't feel satisfying.

Don't get me wrong, "Spider-Man 3" is a good movie. The story lines and intersecting character arcs are well thought out. Most of the plot elements are clever and cause lots of emotions for the characters involved. The action sequences are top-notch. It's simply unfortunate that the viewer feels left out.

Overall, "Spider-Man 3" is a good summer movie, but a seriously flawed one. It's better than the first movie, but pales in comparison to the second movie. I'd give it a 7.5 out of 10.

Friday, April 27, 2007

2007 NFL Draft First Round Prediction

Well folks, here it finally is. I've officially stopped reading the rumours and inside information. I'm done looking at other mock drafts. I've made up my mind and I'm putting it out into cyberspace for all to see. A few people saw a preview of my top 20 earlier this week, so I can tell you than Len Pasquerelli, John Clayton, and Mel Kiper, Jr. are ripping me off. Apparently ESPN has been teaching mind reading.

I had originally planned to do two running mock drafts, a "should draft" and "will draft". I just haven't had the time to put two divergent drafts together. I realized that I didn't know if my first list was leaning towards the "should" or the "will", so I scrapped the idea for this year. Maybe next year.

Without further ado, I present my 2007 NFL Draft First Round Prediction:

1. Oakland - JaMarcus Russell, QB
The Raiders take the logical step towards righting the ship. Sure, Russell isn't the highest rated prospect on anyone's board, but he makes the most sense for the Raiders.

2. Detroit - *TRADE* with Tampa Bay - Calvin Johnson, WR
The Lions will probably select Johnson, the best prospect in the draft, and then work out the details of a trade with Tampa Bay.

3. Cleveland - Adrian Peterson, RB
The Browns should take Brady Quinn, but the coaching staff wants to win now, they don't care about the long-term plan. Peterson is considered an elite prospect, if not a durable one.

4. Tampa Bay - *TRADE* with Detroit - Gaines Adams, DE
Matt Millen takes the presumed safe route and avoids a fan riot in Detroit. He should select either Brady Quinn or keep Calvin Johnson.

5. Arizona - Joe Thomas, OT
The Cardinals (and Matt Leinart) will be thrilled if Thomas falls into their lap. They have a terrible O-line, just ask Edgerrin James.

6. Washington - *TRADE* with Miami - Brady Quinn, QB
Washington wants to trade down and Miami needs a quarterback. The Dolphins will pounce and take Quinn before he falls to the Vikings at pick number seven.

7. Minnesota - LaRon Landry, S
The Vikings don't have a pressing need for a safety, but they would be smart to take Landry, who is considered an immediate impact starter.

8. Atlanta - Amobi Okoye, DT
Unable to trade up for Calvin Johnson and with Landry off the board, Bobby Petrino drafts one of his own. Okoye will be the youngest player ever drafted at just 19-years-old.

9. Miami - *TRADE* with Washington - Leon Hall, CB
The Redskins would probably prefer Okoye, but they would happy to simple acquire the additional picks from the Dolphins for trading down three spots.

10. Houston - Levi Brown, OT
The Texans try to upgrade their offensive line by selecting Brown. Somewhere, David Carr sheds a tear.

11. San Francisco - Patrick Willis, LB
The 49's coaching staff loves Willis after getting to know him at the Senior Bowl. ILB may not be their most pressing need, but they would love to get Willis.

12. Buffalo - Darrelle Revis, CB
Buffalo needs help at ILB, CB, and RB desperately. Marshawn Lynch is a bit of reach for the Bills here and Willis is off the board. They take the second best cornerback prospect in the draft.

13. St. Louis - Jamaal Anderson, DE
I think the Rams will consider Anderson, Adam Carriker, and Alan Branch. My best guess is that they go with Anderson.

14. Carolina - Joe Staley, OT
The consensus has been that the Panthers will select TE Greg Olsen. I read recently that the Panthers have cooled on Olsen. I'm projecting that they opt to upgrade the offensive line here because a safety would be a bit of a reach.

15. Pittsburgh - Adam Carriker, DE
This is another pick that many folks seem to agree on. The consensus is OLB Lawrence Timmons. I think the Steelers would prefer Carriker, who can play inside and outside on the defensive line. His versatility will help as the Steelers transition their defense from a 3-4 to a 4-3.

16. Green Bay - Marshawn Lynch, RB
The Packers are desperate for play makers. They would draft me if they thought I could help put points on the board.

17. Jacksonville - Jarvis Moss, DE
Most DB options would be a reach for the Jaguars at 17. They will most likely take a defensive end instead.

18. Cincinnati - Alan Branch, DT
Cincinnati will get the steal of the draft if Alan Branch falls into their lap. He was once projected as a top five pick. His stock has been hurt by over analysis. He's going to be great.

19. Tennessee - Robert Meachem, WR
I think the Titans are more likely to take the local WR, Meachem, over Ted Ginn, Jr. Meachem is taller and almost as fast. I think he'll be a better target for Vince Young and the Titan's backup QB. (Vince is the Madden 08 cover boy and will go down at some point this year.)

20. New York Giants - Lawrence Timmons, LB
The Giants would probably like Joe Staley and could draft an offensive lineman here. They probably wish they never traded for Eli Manning.

21. Denver - Anthony Spencer, DE
Denver doesn't have many holes, but could use help on the defensive line, at wide receiver, and defensive back. Spencer would upgrade their weak pass rush.

22. Dallas - Reggie Nelson, S
The Cowboys need a compliment to Roy Williams. Nelson could be the ideal pairing. Nelson is a player that I wouldn't mind seeing the Patriots draft.

23. Kansas City - Ted Ginn, Jr.
I think Ginn, Jr. is overrated. He's fast yet injury prone. The Chiefs need a receiver and could use Ginn, Jr. in the return game to replace the just traded Dante Hall.

24. New England - Aaron Ross, CB
The Patriots are the hardest team in the league to predict. They seem to take 2nd or 3rd round prospects in the first round. I wouldn't be shocked to see them take Eric Weddle, Reggie Nelson, Jon Beason, or an offensive lineman here.

25. New York Jets - Greg Olsen, TE
Olsen falls into the Jets' lap in this scenario. He's an immediate upgrade for Mangina and Pennington.

26. Philadelphia - Michael Griffin, S
The Eagles could take a S, CB, or LB. They don't need to reach for anybody and could simply take the best available player.

27. New Orleans - Chris Houston, CB
The Saints were the feel good surprise in the NFL last year. With no good ILB prospects available, the Saints should look to upgrade their DBs.

28. New England - David Harris, LB
Harris is a prototypical Patriot player. He's versatile, hard working, and coachable. I decided on this pick on Wednesday night, before I had settled on the 24th pick. Today I see that Mel Kiper, Jr. confirms the Patriots' interest in Harris.

29. Baltimore - Jon Beason, LB
The Ravens draft Beason to help replace Adalius Thomas. With Jonathan Ogden returning they don't have the same pressing need to draft an offensive lineman that they did twenty-four hours ago.

30. San Diego - Dwayne Bowe, WR
The Chargers need receiving help. Antonio Gates has been their best receiving target for a few years. Bowe is a big receiver and would probably step right into the number one role in San Diego.

31. Chicago - Paul Posluszny, LB
The Bears will probably look to draft a linebacker or defensive lineman to counter the Lance Briggs drama. They would be elated if Brady Quinn fell to them. HA!

32. Indianapolis - Justin Harrell, DT
The Colts got lucky and won a single Super Bowl. So what? Call me when they've won three of four. Harrell will help them try to match the Patriots' feat.

Monday, April 23, 2007

How Sweep It Is

Monday mornings are so much nicer when the Red Sox are coming off of a series sweep against the Yankees.  I’m not surprised by the sweep seeing who the Yanks sent out to the mound, but I am surprised by how much our top three starters struggled.  The bullpen continues to be a very pleasant surprise, stopping the bleeding and saving all three games this weekend.

Francona has been a brilliant maestro so far this season.  He seems to be making all the right moves.  I have to question the logic of sending Matsuzaka out to face A-Rod in the 8th inning last night, though.  Matsuzaka was already over 100 pitches and was scuffling.  I would have sent Donnelly to face A-Rod and then brought in Okajima to face the next two batters.  Timlin would have been available to come in behind Okajima, if necessary.  Second guessing aside, the Sox are rolling right now.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Counter Strike

The first Sox-Yanks game of 2007 was a great one. The "Slappy McPurplelips Show" accounted for 5 of the 6 runs scored by New York. Curt Schilling wasn't in top form, scuffling a bit, serving up a pair of homers to McPurplelips. The Sox offense bounced back against the mediocre Yankee bullpen in the 8th inning. Hideki Okajima earned the save in the 9th.

R.I.P. Mariano Rivera. An 88-MPH cutter with no movement isn't going to "cut it" in the major leagues.


I've been listening to Death Cab for Cutie's "Plans" the last few days. It's a great melancholy CD. It's soothing and sweet and feels honest at the core.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Why I Want to Revoke Your License

Generally speaking I’m an easy going guy. I’m an optimist, so life is good and the glass is half full. Most things will roll off me like water off a duck’s back. I admit that I think it’s a great way to navigate through life.

Unfortunately, navigating in my car isn’t always so cheery. Some things in life bug me to no end. Bad drivers have to be at or near the top of my list. The daily commute is often an exercise in both patience and alert driving. I may not be the world’s most experienced driver myself, but I was taught well.

Here is a list of some of my biggest annoyances on the road. For any minor driving faults I may have, I won’t be caught doing any of the following.

Glued to a cell phone while driving
When you are driving your top priority should be driving. Driving somewhere isn’t an excuse to use up all of your overpriced cell phone minutes. When you are glued to your cell phone you are distracted to some degree no matter how good a driver you may or may not be when the road has your full attention.

I know who you are, too. I can usually spot you from a quarter mile away. You touch your brake randomly, you don’t maintain a constant speed, and you often drift to the left and right. I’ve predicted many times that you were chatting away before I ever had visual confirmation.
If you must talk and drive, keep it to a minimum and use a hands free headset. Then you have zero excuse for committing the second offense on this list, which you have a tendency to do…

Not using turn signals
I love “Star Wars”. I’ve often wished that I was “Force sensitive” and could wield a real light saber. If I could manipulate the force, I might not be able to read your mind, but I could at least force you prevent me from wishing I could. You must be simple minded, after all, if you can’t remember or be bothered to signal.

I don’t read minds. No one does. Turn signals aren’t simply a courtesy, but a safety feature. Signaling allows me and everyone else on the road to understand your intentions and react accordingly.

On the highway your turn signals provide a warning to any cars that may be in one of your blind spots. On regular road ways your turn signals allow people to navigate around you or in front of you without causing an accident. When you don’t use your turn signal I get frustrated because I’m not going to commit the next offense and you made me wait longer for an opening…

Cutting people off
Don’t be an asshole. I don’t drive like your grandmother and you’re no more important that I am. If I have to brake after you cut in front of me, you should not have made a lane change.

There is plenty of highway for you to plan your lane changes. If you can’t find ample opportunity to make a safe lane change at, oh, say, the “One mile to the next exit” sign, don’t take it out on me. Odds are you are a multiple offender, talking on a cell phone, not signaling, and/or driving overly aggressively. You may even be guilty of the next offense…

Not checking your blind spot
I’m going to let you in on a little secret. All cars, from the smallest little Mini Cooper to the largest Chevy Suburban, have two blind spots. Until you have that experimental surgery to install two new eyeballs in the back of your head you must turn your head to check your blind spots before even thinking of making a lane change. Your side mirrors are not adequate.

Checking your blind spot takes all of a second to do and can prevent accidents, swerving, and will minimize the number of times someone honks their horn at you. Even if you’re merging right you need to check your blind spot, because you’re likely to encounter someone who is…

Passing people in the right lane excessively
Not only is passing in the right lane illegal it’s dangerous. Faster traffic moves to the left. I don’t care if the right line is wide open. It’s not an excuse to pass 25 cars at 90 MPH.

I understand that occasionally you might need to pass a car or two and can’t do so by merging left. Just don’t overdo it. If you do you are probably…

Driving over aggressively
Odds are you are male. You either have a fast car or think you do. What I can’t figure out is why you think every day is the Indy 500. Either you are compensating or you need to learn time management.

Stop weaving in-and-out of lanes. Stop passing excessively on the right. And please stop…

Tailgating
Get off my ass. I’m not going to drive any faster just because you want to admire my rear fender. I’m driving an adequate speed for my lane and you can feel free to pass me (on the left, thank you very much). I’m not going to transfer your aggression or ignorance to the car in front of me.

If you aren’t paying attention and start to ride up my backside, Heaven help you if you’re…

Reading the newspaper or other such activities
You should be thrown in jail immediately if you are reading the newspaper while driving. What could be worse than yapping on a cell phone while driving? How about not even looking at the road while driving?

Don’t read and drive. Don’t apply makeup and drive. Don’t change your clothes and drive. Don’t eat and drive. Don’t goof around with the passenger(s) in your car and drive. Don’t do whatever you are doing when you are reaching down to the floor on the passenger side of the car and drive.

Not accelerating and merging on highway on ramps
I ran out of clever transitions for the last few items, but they are no less important.

You need to accelerate, look at the oncoming right lane traffic, and merge safely when getting on the highway. It may sound complicated, but you should have this skill mastered after five trips on the highway. How it is that you manage to make this a difficult task after years of driving is beyond me.

Stick to the back roads if you can’t get onto the highway safely. You’re not simply putting yourself at risk you’re putting everyone behind you at risk, too. You should never get on the highway at 30 MPH. Ever.

Not understanding or obeying the right of way
Cars to your right have the right of way. Clever, isn’t it? So do cars going straight or right through an intersection. Cars on a main road also have the right of way before cars on a side street.

Make the letter “L” with your index finger and thumb if you can’t remember which side is your right and which is your left.

Stop trying to cut everyone off making a left turn when a light turns green. Stop trying to turn left in front of traffic on a main road. Stop trying to ignore the right of way at four-way stops. Ignorance isn’t an excuse.

Swinging out wide to make a turn
The final offense is one of the most annoying because it’s so simple. Move left to turn left and move right to turn right. You will be doing everyone a courtesy (especially if you are using your turn signals) and not slowing traffic around and behind you.

School buses, 18-wheel trucks, RVs, and any vehicle towing a trailer have wide turn radii and require extra space to navigate corners. Your passenger vehicle does not.

I see double digit offenders weekly. I can’t tell you how many CVS employees commit this offense daily in the industrial park where I work. I’m thinking of notifying CVS headquarters and telling them to require a remedial driving course for their employees.


There are many good drivers on the road. Unfortunately the number of bad drivers on the road often feels like the majority. Please drive safely and courteously on the road. Your driving affects not only you, but others around you.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Sweet Home Massachusetts; It's Good to Be the King

The Red Sox home opener played out beautifully on Tuesday. Josh Beckett was brilliant and the offense came alive, scoring a pair of touchdowns. The offensive outburst allowed Francona to use the bench and give all the positional players some face time before the crowd.

Yesterday’s pitching matchup of Daisuke Matsuzaka versus Felix Hernandez was as tantalizing as they come in mid-April. Both pitchers played well last night. Matsuzaka pitched well enough to win on most nights. I’ll take 7 innings and 3 earned runs from any starter, any day of the week (and twice on Sunday).

I felt that Matsuzaka didn’t have his best stuff last night; his offspeed pitches didn’t have as much movement as some previous outings. He still managed to pitch a very solid game. I think that his effort last night bodes well for the rest of the season. When he’s on he can dominate and when he’s off he can still keep teams at bay.

I’m not being a homer when I say this, but I felt that Hernandez had a bigger strike zone than Matsuzaka last night. Hernandez seemed to get many calls on the edges of the plate and the upper part of the strike zone. He threw a high curveball that was clearly above the letters to Pedroia that was called a strike. Matsuzaka didn’t get favorable calls when he could have put hitters away with pitches on the corners. His strike zone definitely seemed smaller.

Regardless of the strike zone inconsistencies, “Felix the King” pitched a brilliant game last night. I don’t know if this kid has completely turned the corner or not, but he has been outstanding so far this year. The two leading contenders for the Cy Young right now are Hernandez and Beckett. It’s early in the season so I’d be surprised if both players were still the leading contenders in September. I hope that Becket remains on the list.

Monday, April 09, 2007

In Papelbon We Trust

I don’t think many baseball observers would disagree that Jonathan Papelbon is one of the top five, or maybe top three, closers in baseball.  I am going on the record today as saying that Jonathan Papelbon is the best closer in baseball.  He is simply made to close big games.  The stare, the confidence, the raw power, the filthy pitches, the adrenaline-fueled exuberance.  He has it all.

Papelbon was amazing last night against the Texas Rangers.  Curt Schilling pitched seven strong innings, allowing a single run and leaving with a 3 to 1 lead.  Joel Pineiro starts the 8th inning and can’t find the strike zone.  The bases are loaded and Terry Francona is starting to sweat bullets.  Javier Lopez induces an RBI groundout.  With runners on the corners and one out in a 3–2 ballgame Francona calls for Papelbon.  Papelbon strikes out Michael Young on four pitches, simply overpowering him.  He blows fastballs by Young at 94, 95, and 96 MPH, increasing speed with each strike.  A pop out ends the inning.  Papelbon continues the domination in the 9th inning, shutting down the Rangers.  He ends up with a five-out save, throwing only 15 pitches and striking out three.

Big Papi looked good last night, finally getting solid wood on the baseball.  He managed a pair of homeruns, accounting for all of the Red Sox scoring.  He also roped a would-be base hit late in the game that was stabbed beautifully after a hop by a diving two-time Gold Glove winner, Mark Teixeira.

 

After a week of Sox baseball I can say that the pitching looks good.  The starting pitching has been very strong.  With the exception of Saturday against the Rangers, the bullpen has also been a strength so far.  Last night Papelbon covered for Pineiro’s ineffectiveness.

The offense, on the other hand, has been near offensive.  If the bottom of the order can’t hit this season, we need to start playing small ball with ‘Tek, Crisp, and Pedroia.

 

I hate off-days.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Dazzling Debut

Daisuke Matsuzaka’s Red Sox debut was simply brilliant yesterday.  He pitched seven strong innings and struck out 10 Kansas City (Missouri) Royals.  He earned his first Major League victory by allowing only a single run.  Matsuzaka’s performance was even better than I predicted (6.1 IP, 5H, 2BB, 7K, 2ER, 107 Pitches – over at “Matsuzaka Watch”).

I wish the game times were the typical 7PM starts.  It’s frustrating at the beginning of the season not being able to follow the games live on TV or radio.

Glad to see that Jeter is making errors at a steady clip this season.  Maybe the voters will finally smarten up and stop giving him undeserved Gold Glove awards.  Also glad to see ARod in mid-season choke form.  Bases loaded in the 8th and he pops up a meatball of a pitch.  I think I heard the “boos” from outside the window last night.

 

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Take 2 Is Much Better

The Sox finally managed to climb back to .500 after more than a 48-hour wait.  At times I feel like Tom Petty was on to something.

 

Josh Beckett may not have pitched brilliantly last night, but in my eyes he made improvements over his performance from last year.  Beckett stayed with his off-speed pitches and was able to navigate some trouble spots.  He didn’t try to force his fastball down the Royals’ throats when he was in a jam.  I think that his approach last night will serve him well this year.

 

Mike Lowell had three errors last night.  Whoever made the Mike Lowell voodoo doll, please destroy it now.

 

J.D. Drew made an excellent catch on a gap shot last night.  He was well positioned, had a great jump, and showed good speed in getting to the ball.  Beckett was clearly pumped by the catch as he probably thought that two runs were about to score.  That was a play that Trot Nixon might have made three years ago, but would not have made last year.  If Drew can stay healthy, I think I’m going to really like him.  Time will tell if the Sox overpaid and if he can continue to play at this level hitting behind two of the game’s best hitters.  He’s at least a solid all-around player when in the lineup.

 

I had a thought on opening day.  If Coco Crisp starts to hit with regularity batting 8th, he could potentially move up to 6th in the lineup.  If memory serves me correctly, Crisp is best at 2nd or 5th in the lineup based on his stats from his days in Cleveland.  I imagine that batting 6th would be close enough to 5th for him to be just as effective.  Lowell and Jason Varitek have yet to demonstrate that they have enough bat speed to provide any offense this year.  Crisp could be the solution to provide Drew with some protection.

 

 

Monday, April 02, 2007

Schil-lacked

Curt Schilling demonstrated that a great Spring Training doesn't guarantee a lick of success in the regular season as the Red Sox dropped the season opener 7-1 in Kansas City today. Schilling's control was decidedly lacking today. I laughed this afternoon when Yankee's starter Carl "I Think I Pulled My Glute and Will Miss the Rest of the Season" Pavano couldn't get out of the fifth inning against the Rays. I cried this evening when Schilling didn't even go out for the fifth inning.

If the Yankees lost today, it would have supported my assertion that the team doesn't have enough starting pitching to succeed this year. Unfortunately, their come-from-behind victory supports the pundits who said they have enough offense to overcome the poor rotation.

I think that J.D. Drew is going to get on base at a crazy clip this year, but end up scoring something like 30 runs. We don't have anyone who can bat 6th this year.

What state do the Royals play in? Kansas or Missouri? While we're at it, do the Chiefs play in Kansas or Missouri? I always assumed the Chiefs played in Missouri, but I'm not so sure about the Royals. Can the state of Missouri really support two baseball teams?

How can a professional team allow water fountains to spray water across the camera locations? The Royals probably don't broadcast in HD, but they should realize that other teams do.

We've got a whole extra day to brood about the first loss of the season. I hope that Beckett can provide a pick-me up on Wednesday.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Break Out the Crystal Ball

It's time for my 2007 MLB predictions.

A.L. East
1. Boston - The best rotation in the division, arguably the best closer, and a potent lineup will propel the Sox to the top of the division and back into the playoffs.

2. Toronto - The Jays are poised to surprise (some) people and make a run at the division with good starting pitching and a great bullpen.

3. New York - The Yankees rotation is simply not good enough to win this division, no matter how good the lineup is.

4. Tampa Bay - The Rays are good enough to finish ahead of the Orioles but don't have any young pitching to compliment their young and talented lineup.

5. Baltimore - Not enough of anything to make much noise in the competitive A.L. East.

A.L. Central
1. Chicago - The White Sox rebound from a post-World Series hangover to win the Central.

2. Cleveland (A.L. WC) - The Indians bounce back in a big way in 2007 and win the American League Wild Card.

3. Minnesota - Without Liriano the Twins don't enough pitching to make the playoffs in what is probably the strongest division in baseball.

4. Detroit - The Tigers fall back to reality in a big way after spending most of last year as everyone's darling.

5. Kansas City - Once again the Royals are just going through the motions.

A.L. West
1. Los Angeles / Anaheim - The Angels will probably be the division winner with the fewest wins in the A.L.

2. Oakland - The A's should have a chance again to win the division playing by the "Moneyball" rules as long as their rotation stays healthy.

3. Texas - The Rangers still haven't figured out that they need good pitchers to make the playoffs.

4. Seattle - At least Ichiro will have the chance to showcase his talent before hitting free agency.

N.L. East
1. New York - The Mets rotation doesn't scare me in a good way, but it does scare me a little in a bad way.

2. Atlanta (N.L. WC) - The Braves return the playoffs but the don't quite win another division title after their incredible streak was ended last year.

3. Philadelphia - Ryan Howard and Chase Utley give Philly fans hope for the future.

4. Florida - The still very young Marlins team will probably win fewer games than last year, especially without Joe Girardi at the helm.

5. Washington - The Nats are stuck in neutral.

N.L. Central
1. St. Louis - The Cards should be able to earn the chance to defend their title, but this weak division is really up for grabs.

2. Cincinnati - It could be a good year to be a baseball fan in Ohio between the Reds and Indians.

3. Chicago - Without a healthy Prior and Wood the Cubbies will be watching the playoffs from home even after spending big this offseason.

4. Houston - The Astros won't make the playoffs with or without Roger Clemens.

5. Milwaukee - At least Ben Sheets is getting better with age and is under contract for the next few years.

6. Pittsburgh - Last season's N.L. batting champ played for the Pirates. Yay!

N.L. West
1. Los Angeles - Nomar, Grady, Billy, and all of the former Red Sox on the "Red Sox West" try to get fans in L.A. to appreciate baseball.

2. San Diego - The Padres compete with the Dodgers for the division title and the most former Red Sox players.

3. Arizona - Reacquiring Randy Johnson should help the Diamondbacks out of the N.L. West basement.

4. San Francisco - A declining Barry Zito should see a statistical uptick by switching to the N.L., but a declining Barry Bonds should be spending his nights in jail.

5. Colorado - The Rockies should have traded Todd Helton when they could still get value for him.


Playoffs

Red Sox over Indians
Angels over White Sox

Red Sox over Angels in the ALCS

Mets over Cardinals
Dodgers over Braves

Dodgers over Mets in the NLC

Red Sox over Dodger in the World Series


Awards
A.L. Cy Young - Roy Halladay
A.L. MVP - David Ortiz
N.L. Cy Young - Roy Oswalt
N.L. MVP - David Wright

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Back in the Saddle

The Red Sox finally found a closer this Spring. To paraphrase the Who, "Meet the new closer, same as the old closer". Jonathan Papelbon will be slamming the door shut at the end of Red Sox games this year. This is simply great news for all Sox fans. Papelbon is a better closer than anyone the Sox could have acquired through a trade and he's substantially better than any of the current members of the bullpen.

I had been pulling for either Joel Pineiro or Brendan Donnelly to be dominating enough during Spring Training to convince the fans and management that the Sox had a legitimate closer on the roster. I bought into the theory that Papelbon's shoulder would be better served by pitching on a regular schedule. I agreed that 200 innings from an upper-tier pitcher would help the club more than 60 innings at the end of the game.

That said, I welcome this news with open arms. No one, not Pineiro, Donnelly, Tavarez, Timlin, Delcarmen, or Hansen has demonstrated the desire or consistency to be the closer. Papelbon was easily one of the top five closers in baseball last year. He simply has the makeup and mindset to dominate at the end of a game.

I have to believe that the Sox, both management and the medical staff, along with Papelbon truly believe that his shoulder is not at an increased risk in the closer's role. Maybe I'm just drinking the Kool Aid, but I think that the Sox thought starting would be better for Papelbon this season until they saw how strong his shoulder was this Spring and they saw how bad the bullpen was. I think the team adjusted it's strategy accordingly.

I hope that the team signs Papelbon to a long-term contract soon.


I have the game against the Marlins on in the background. I love the sound of Don Orsillo, Jeremy Remy, the crack of the bat, the snap of the mitt, and the swell of the crowd in the background. It's always been a soothing summer sound to me. I remember being a kid and listening to the game on the TV while I was playing in the yard. I don't have to be actively watching to enjoy the sounds. I think that I do my best napping with a game on.


This is my 100th post since starting the blog. It's taken about a year. At this rate Curt Schilling will pass me by July.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Random Tidbits

Here are some lingering thoughts from the past week or so.

The Patriots appear to be interested in linebacker Ed Hartwell. I think he'd a be a great pickup for the team if he's healthy. Hartwell can play inside and stop the run. He was great in Baltimore before joining Atlanta as a free agent two years ago. He's been plagued by injuries since joining the Falcons but he's only 28 years old. Even if he's able to compete as a part-time linebacker for the Patriots he could be a nice value signing.

I liked the Minnesota Vikings as a kid and I've been a big Randy Moss fan since his rookie year. I got a nice surprise on Christmas from my parents during Moss' rookie season when my dad was able to find a Moss replica jersey for me. I have never, however, condoned his actions off the field, or often, on the field. He can be a total jackass. I think that he is helpless without proper guidance and leadership on a football team. I think that the Patriots have the stability to reign Moss in, but I don't want him on the Patriots' roster. Moss is on the decline and his attitude sucks. Yes, he might behave in New England, but I don't think he'll put in the effort.

Donte Stallworth isn't high on my list of free agent wide receivers. He's lazy and has never reached his potential. His draft stock shot through the roof based on his 40-yard dash time at the NFL combine. He's rested on his laurels since then. The Saints tried to dump him for at least year before actually doing so. I don't think that Stallworth will bring much to the Patriots as a wide receiver, especially for the amount of money he wants.

I do like Kelley Washington at wide receiver, though. He's a big guy (6' 3") who probably won't require a lot of cash to sign. To the best of my recollection he's had some injury problems, but I don't believe that he's had any attitude or discipline issues.

The Red Sox starting rotation looks like it could be very special this year. I am well aware that Spring Training games are both meaningless and a terrible predictor of regular season performance. However, the starting pitching has been dominant so far this spring. Curt Schilling has been working on a changeup this year. Josh Beckett has been using his curveball effectively. Daisuke Matsuzaka has baffled hitters with his off-speed pitches. Jonathan Papelbon has looked as fiery as a starter as he was as the closer last year. Tim Wakefield has been mixing in a curveball this year. Jon Lester is an amazing story simply being able to compete with the team this spring after being treated for cancer last year.

Schilling has officially joined the blogging the community. His new blog, "38 Pitches", has been an interesting read this week.

Speaking of new bloggers, Rob Bradford also has a new blog this year, "Bradford on Baseball".

I will be adding both links to the sidebar of "Digital Sox" along with a few other new links.

The Sox bullpen has looked simply awful this spring. No one has looked good enough to provide any relief to the fanbase. (Sorry, couldn't resist.) Hansen is fat and out-of-shape causing his back to flare up. Donnelly got crushed the other the day. Pinerio doesn't seem comfortable with his arm slot. Hansack and Delcarmen have failed to impress. Timlin can't even get onto the field. I really hope that the bullpen pulls together, and fast, because the starting pitching is going to go to waste when the real games start if the 'pen struggles this mightily.


On a personal note, we got a new laptop last week. It's a Toshiba Satellite A135-S4467 running Windows Vista Home Premium (32-bit). It's a great laptop that I found on sale for a very good price. It has a dual-core 1.6 GHz Centrino processor with 1GB of PC4200 RAM. It comes with a 160 GB SATA hard drive and a dual-layer DVD burner. The screen is a 15.4-inch 1280x800 widescreen display.

I'm quite happy with the laptop and overall I'm rather impressed with Windows Vista. I wouldn't run out and upgrade any computer running Windows XP SP2, but Vista offers some nice upgrades to the overall arrangement of Windows. Many set-up operations, like setting-up a home network, have been streamlined. The overall appearance has been tweaked not only for looks, but also for simplicity and ease-of-use. I also really, really like the new layout of the menu system in Office 2007. Users no longer have to hunt down obscure toolbars or sub-menus to find advanced options.

I'll write-up a detailed Vista and Office 2007 review in the coming days.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Early Presents

The Patriots have been busy this month delivering early presents to us, the fans. The team has signed free agents Adalius Thomas, Sammy Morris, and Kyle Brady. Wes Welker is reportedly on his way to Gillette Stadium for a visit with team officials. With the free agency period less than a week old, the Patriots have addressed pressing needs at linebacker, running back, wide receiver, and found a replacement at tight end for the soon to be departed Daniel Graham.

Color me surprised. I have speculated about the opportunity for the Patriots to sign Thomas for at least of couple of months, yet I never truly expected the team to do so. I was not entirely convinced that the Baltimore Ravens would allow Thomas to test the free agent market without at least tendering him an offer, which would require compensation from the team that signed him. I also expected that the Patriots would take a slower approach to signing free agents. They have historically waited to sign versatile role players rather than making a large splash by signing the top available talent.

I am thrilled by the potential for Thomas to spend time at inside linebacker, outside linebacker, safety, nickel cornerback, or even defensive end. He's certainly a big boy, weighing a solid 270 pounds. He's got plenty of speed, though. He should be a great addition to the team.

In signing Morris and Brady the Patriots have essentially replaced the just released Corey Dillon and unrestricted free agent Daniel Graham, respectively. That's not to say that Morris and Brady are the same caliber of player as either Dillon or Graham. Morris provides depth at running back and should allow the team more flexibility in upcoming draft. The team will not have to identify a running back to immediately step into a prominent role. Brady is great blocker and will probably be used similarly to the way Graham was.

Welker is another versatile player who will be an upgrade to the team. He's approaching his peak years having spent only three years in the league. Veteran receivers almost always have a greater impact on teams than rookie wide receivers. Ron Borges suggested in the Globe that the Patriots pursue Seattle's Darrell Jackson. Jackson would be a great pickup for a team very weak at wide receiver.

After a frustrating couple of off-seasons, the Pats appear to be giving the fans what they want. I, for one, am thrilled with the new gifts.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Huskies Crushed

One of the Red Sox split squads pounded the Northeastern Huskies today to the tune of 11-0. Don't feel bad, Huskies, I couldn't hit Josh Beckett, either.

I may be a day late to celebrate the start of meaningless games in the Florida sun, but I'm pretty sure that I've got a dollar or two in my pocket.

Curt Schilling got the exhibition season under way last night for the Sox. Schilling looked impressive in the first inning, especially considering his elevated body-mass-index. He was most noticeably thicker in his jowls.

I watched the first four outs of the game. I wanted to see Ellsbury and Murphy, but I've got to pace myself. There's still over 30 days until opening day.

On the bright side, opening day will be here in just over 30 days.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Man-Crush is in the Air

It's the most wonderful time of the year. Spring Training has arrived. Every baseball fan's hope springs eternal. World Series dreams gleam in their eyes. Some are even lucky enough to be in love.

I'm one of them. Okay, so it's a man-crush not actually love. I've had a void to fill ever since Petey joined the Mets. Not wanting to metaphorically find someone else to bed with before the sheets cool down, I’ve been waiting for the right Sox player to come along. Honestly, I can't say who my favorite Sox player was in 2005 or 2006. I’ve had fleeting moments in which I’ve pulled for Papelbon or Hansen to fill my psychological needs. No player has been able to completely do so until now. I have finally found a replacement for my lonely heart.

Daisuke Matsuzaka, I think I man-crush you.

I started visiting the "Matsuzak Watch" blog before the winner of his posted rights was announced. I was intrigued by his potential and mystique. I hoped the Sox would win his rights as he was considered the best pitcher available this off-season.

When the Sox won the right to negotiate with Matsuzaka I began reading more about him. I couldn't get enough. He's been in the spotlight since high school, where he threw a 17-inning, 250-pitch complete game in the Koshien. The more I read the more I saw his dominance and confidence. He actually began to remind me of a certain former Sox ace.

I’ve seen the videos (thanks, Youtube), read the stories, factual (Koshien dominance) and false (he throws the mysterious “gyroball”), and now I’m soaking up the Spring Training coverage. I’ve been watching his press conferences, painful as they may be, and checking out the pictures from Fort Meyers.

Last week I won two Matsuzaka-related EBay auctions. The first was for a Nippon Baseball rookie card. The second was for this sweet t-shirt. I’ve been trying to obtain one of the Nike Seibu Lions jerseys since the Sox won his posted rights. Unfortunately they don’t seem to be available, even in Japan. Now I need to find one of the good Seibu Lions baseball caps.

Daisuke has the swagger, confidence, charisma, and skill to be an ace in Major League Baseball. I’m pulling for him. I’ll be sure to watch every fifth Sox game with renewed zeal this season. Having digested the stats, I’m a true believer that Matsuzaka will be successful from the get-go.

If he isn’t, maybe Varitek will satisfy my cheating heart.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Brockton Ink

After 10 years of wanting to get a bald eagle tattoo on my right arm, I took the plunge today. I went down to Pins and Needles in Brockton with a colleague of mine and waited for the shop to open. I was like a kid on Christmas day, full of nervous excitement. I had formally decided to get the tattoo in the Fall and had to wait until after my flag football league was over. I had selected the image around the same time. I was anxiously awaiting for today to arrive ever since.

I have wanted a bald eagle tattoo for two reasons. First, I'm very proud to be an Eagle Scout. Second, the bald eagle is a patriotic symbol. My colleague pointed out to me that my feelings were not going to change 10 years from now, so there was no reason to continue delaying the process.



With the increasing popularity of shows about tattoo shops ("Miami Ink", "Inked") the public acceptance of tattoos has seemingly grown in recent years. I certainly have gained a greater appreciation for the artistry of tattoos in the last few years. I don't like all tattoos or all styles, but I think that the right piece on the right person can be very nice.

I had my tattoo done by Phil. I was very pleased with the line drawing and the placement of the tattoo before he began. The completed outline looked great. When he started to do the shading, I was really impressed. I was interested to see the blend of colors to achieve subtle shading and highlights. The overall progression was from dark to light.





I have to admit that the process hurt more than I anticipated. I expected a very sharp pain that would dissipate after the initial needle contact each time the needle was applied. The pain was actually very sharp initially and did dissipate, but would gradually build up again the longer the needle remained in contact with the skin. It also took a little longer than I expected for me to get used to the pain and for the overall intensity to plateau. I expected it to take about five minutes; it took closer to 15. The back of the arm was more intense than the side and front of the arm. I definitely got used to the pain, but I would never say that at any point I was totally comfortable. Repeated needle punctures hurt, plain and simple.






Overall I am very happy and impressed with the tattoo. I can't wait for it to heal and see what the final colors and shading look like. I would recommend Phil for someone looking for a tattoo. It took 10 years, but I'm glad that I got inked today.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Awful Studio Shows

Shannon Sharpe not only butchers the English language, he does it with
flair. I think that he would be easier to understand if he filled his
gigantic mouth with marbles before speaking. Listening to his AFC
Championship Game prediction was excruciatingly painful. He started
out by quoting the Patriots' "Renee Cartwell". Assuming that he meant
"Reche Caldwell", the quote still made no sense in the context of his
prediction.

I'm sick of the network chuckleheads who handle the pre-game and
halftime segments. Boomer Esiason is the only studio commentator
worth listening to.

I would love to hire Esiason and Chris Collinsworth to handle a
factual and insightful pre-game show. I would hire Trey Wingo to
host. Mark Schlereth and Ron Jaworski could contribute. It would
dominate in this era of Michael Irvin-, Shannon Sharpe-, and Terry
Bradshaw-hosted yukfests.

I hope some network executives see this and agree with me.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Pats Prediction - AFC Championship Game

Last week: Once again, wow. The Pats managed to gut out a difficult win against a very good team in the San Diego Chargers. Gostkowski was great, going 3-for-3 on field goals. Troy Brown saved the season when he stripped Marlon McCree after McCree had intercepted a fourth-down pass from Brady.

Ladainian Tomlinson of course played the sour grapes card after the game, complaining about Ellis Hobbs celebration at mid-field. I, for one, was thrilled that someone from the Pats imitated the ridiculous Merriman dance. I told my wife before the game that I was hoping the Pats would win and do just that. I'm glad the general consensus in the national media was that LT should shut his trap. LT's sad attempt to blame Belichick for the celebration of his players was a stretch. Maybe the Pats should send LT some popcorn (and sour grapes) to enjoy while he watches the AFC Championship Game tomorrow.

Reg. Season Record: 9-7 straight up, 4-10-2 against the spread.
Playoff Record: 2-0 straight up, 1-1 against the spread.

AFC Championship Game Favorite: Indianapolis (-3)

I feel extremely relaxed about tomorrow's game. In fact, I called my father not fifteen seconds after the game ended last week and left him the following voicemail: "We're going to the Super Bowl!"

The Colts cannot, and will not, hang with the Patriots. I don't care how well the Colts defense has played for two whole weeks. Both the Chiefs and Ravens had simply awful gameplans and terrible play calling against Indy. The last time I checked Bill Belichick could outcoach Herm Edwards, Brian Billick, and the ghost of Vince Lombardi combined. Tony Dungy is only slightly better than Marty Schottenheimer in the playoffs. He can't make the necessary in-game adjustments to beat a team smarter than his.

Peyton Manning has looked like crap in the playoffs. He's thrown 1 TD against 5 INTs. He should have 7 INTs, save for Ray Lewis deflecting two sure picks. Peyton is going to smell like crap when he dumps in his pants tomorrow. He's simply not a good leader. He likes the adoration of being a QB, but he feels entitled. He's been groomed to be a QB for so long that he probably doesn't remember wanting to be an astronaut or a fireman as a child. After tomorrow's game seals his legacy as a great regular season QB who couldn't hack it in the playoffs, he'll wish that he had become an astronaut.

Tom Brady's mechanics were inconsistent last Sunday. Is there any doubt that he will be anything less than rock-solid perfect with his mechanics tomorrow? The Colts pass rush pales in comparison to San Diego's. I bet that Brady could try some left-handed throws for fun tomorrow if he wanted to.

Belichick will combine a spread offense with a strong rushing game to gash the Colts. Manning will choke on the field like a man choking on a sausage when he tries to play catch-up. The Colts might want to consider moving out of Indy in the middle of the night after the game.

Prediction: Patriots 30, Colts 20

Monday, January 15, 2007

What a Game!

Wow, what a game yesterday. I was more excited to watch the Patriots - Chargers game yesterday than any playoff game since Super Bowl XXXVI against the Rams. The 2003 and 2004 Patriots teams were simply better than everyone else and winning Super Bowls XXXVIII and XXXIX just felt like the natural conclusion to those seasons.

The 2006 Patriots don't feel like a team of destiny. The Patriots clearly have the pedigree and tradition of winning that helps a team to win close games late in the season and in the playoffs. They simply weren't overwhelming or dominating at any point this year. The defense quietly set a new franchise record for fewest points allowed in a season but never seemed to take over games or force many turnovers or sacks. Brady has a bunch of no name receivers and has had some uncharacteristically bad games this year. All in all, it's been a weird season. I hope it ends with a victory.